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Spectacles testicles wallet and watch

Although the title does preclude a gender, i hope the message doesnt. The message being, go prepared. So many problems, just wont become a problem, if you are prepared for them.

spectacles testicles wallet and watch

The classic “gentleman’s pat-down.” Whether you’re checking your pockets before leaving the house or making sure you haven’t lost your soul (or your keys) at a funeral, this mnemonic has a surprisingly long history.

While most people use it as a quick checklist to ensure they have their essentials, its roots are a bit more “holy.”

The Meaning Behind the Phrase

The phrase is a mnemonic for the Sign of the Cross (the ritual gesture made by Christians, primarily Catholics). The movement of the hand corresponds to the items mentioned:

  • Spectacles: Touching the forehead.
  • Testicles: Touching the lower abdomen/waist.
  • Wallet: Touching the left shoulder (where a man historically kept his wallet in an inside jacket pocket).
  • Watch: Touching the right shoulder (referring to a pocket watch kept in the waistcoat).

Historical Context

  • The “Pocket” Logic: The order reflects a time when men’s fashion was more formal. Most men were right-handed, so they kept their wallet in the left breast pocket (easy to reach with the right hand) and their pocket watch in the right waistcoat pocket.
  • Pop Culture: You might recognize this from movies like Nuns on the Run (1990) or Austin Powers, where it’s used as a joke to help someone “fake” being religious. It also famously appeared in Clint Eastwood’s Gran Torino.
  • The “Pocket Pat”: Today, it’s mostly used by people who aren’t necessarily religious but want a rhythmic way to ensure they haven’t forgotten their gear.

For me, as an outdoor professional, this tends to mean, phone, keys, penknife and specs. (plus first aid kit as a default)

When working, this could include, compass, or bike pocket multi tool,

Of course, in 2026, the modern version is probably more like: “Phone, Keys, Wallet, Vape”—though that doesn’t quite have the same theological ring to it.

Investment in your future

The Values Behind the Investment

Our most valuable asset is not our house, not our car and not any of our possessions.
Its ourselves. The best investment a person can make is in themselves.

Investment

At its core, self investment is rooted in a specific set of values that transform it from an act of vanity into an act of stewardship.

1. Self Efficacy and Agency

To invest in yourself, you must first believe that change is possible. This is the value of agency. It is the rejection of the “victim” mindset, choosing instead to believe that through effort and learning, you can alter your trajectory.

2. Long-Term Thinking (Delayed Gratification)

Society often rewards the “now.” Self investment requires patience. It is the understanding that reading a difficult book today might not pay off for a year, but the cumulative knowledge will eventually create a “compound interest” effect.

3. Humility

To invest in your growth, you must admit where you are lacking. This requires humility, the willingness to be a “beginner” again.

The Pillars of Self-Investment

Intellectual Capital: Staying curious and learning how to learn.

Physical and Mental Health: Investing in sleep, nutrition, and resilience.

Social Capital: Building integrity and a network.

The Ultimate Return on Investment (ROI)

The true ROI of self-investment is freedom. The more skilled and resilient you become, the more options you have.

We here at Everything Awesome run some fantastic courses, you can learn new skills, make new friends, and invest!

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Burnt out

The Man on Fire: Why We Must Stop Smiling Through the Smoke

The video provided serves as a startlingly perfect metaphor for modern professional burnout. We see a man standing in a serene, beautiful landscape—rolling green hills, a bright blue sky, the picture of tranquility. Yet, his head is engulfed in a roaring, animated fire. The most disturbing part? He is smiling. He looks calm, pleasant, and completely unbothered by the combustion happening atop his shoulders.

This is the face of high-functioning burnout. It is the dangerous ability to maintain a facade of “business as usual” while internally incinerating our own reserves of energy, patience, and creativity.

The Illusion of “Fine”

The primary benefit of resting is that it allows us to drop the mask we see in this video. When we are burning out, we often dissociate from the stress to survive it. We tell ourselves, “I’m fine, this is normal,” just as the man in the video blinks casually through the flames.

Taking a deliberate rest breaks this cycle of denial. It forces us to acknowledge that we are, in fact, getting too hot. Stepping away from the heat source prevents the “fire” from becoming our baseline state. Rest provides the necessary distance to recognize that living with a constant, low-level alarm bell ringing in our heads is not sustainable.

Protecting Your Cognitive Landscape

Notice the background of the video: a stunning, expansive view of nature. Yet, because the man is on fire, the viewer barely notices the hills. The fire demands all the attention.

Burnout does the same to our cognitive focus. It creates a tunnel vision where all we can see is the immediate crisis or the next deadline. We lose the ability to see the “bigger picture”—strategic thinking, creative problem-solving, and long-term planning all vanish in the smoke.

Rest extinguishes the immediate threat, allowing the smoke to clear. When we step back, our peripheral vision returns. We regain the ability to appreciate the landscape of our work and lives, spotting opportunities and solutions that were previously obscured by our own exhaustion. Neural pathways associated with creativity and innovation require downtime to regenerate; without it, we are simply burning fuel without moving forward.

From Ash to Sustainability

Finally, the most critical benefit of rest is physical and emotional longevity. If the man in the video were to stay on fire indefinitely, eventually, there would be nothing left but ash. The stoic smile would eventually falter.

Rest is not merely the absence of work; it is an active state of repair. It lowers cortisol levels, repairs cellular damage caused by stress, and resets our emotional baseline. By prioritizing rest before we reach the point of total ignition, we switch from a strategy of “survival” to a strategy of “sustainability.”

Conclusion

We must stop admiring the ability to smile while burning. The goal of a healthy work-life balance is not to become fireproof so we can endure more flames; the goal is to know when to step out of the fire entirely.

True resilience isn’t about how long you can withstand the heat; it’s about having the wisdom to grab a fire extinguisher—in the form of rest, boundaries, and recovery—before the fire becomes the only thing people see when they look at you.

Adaptive paddling

Today was spent with a rather special lady, not the gentleman in the photo, but i wanted to show an image of what is possible if the approach is one of can do, not can’t do.

i have worked with this lady before, having lost both hands, and both feet, as a quadruple amputee her life took some directions she had not planned.
We met, along with her support team and her physiotherapist at Victoria Quays in sheffield.

A stunning location, with assistance we lowered her into a 2 person kayak and fitted some awesome adaptations which allowed her to use a paddle, there are many variations available and although it’s a work in progress she is able to paddle competently.
Her aim is to cover 5 miles and is building stamina and skill. Today we travelled just over 3 miles. Passing through 200 yr old landscape of industrial Sheffield.

Nothing is impossible, and adaptations are available. Get in touch, you may be amazed at what we can achieve,

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Dunning Kruger

Dunning Kruger

The Dunning Kruger effect describes a cognitive bias where people with limited knowledge or skill in a specific area tend to overestimate their abilities and competence in that area. This bias can lead them to incorrectly perceive themselves as more skilled than they are, and also mistakenly underestimate the abilities of others, according to Psychology Today. 

Key aspects of the Dunning-Kruger effect:

  • Overestimation of Abilities:Individuals lacking expertise or knowledge in a particular domain may be overly confident in their abilities and overestimate how much they understand or know. 
  • Lack of Metacognition:This bias is often linked to a deficiency in metacognition, the ability to think about one’s own thinking and performance. 
  • Reverse Effect:While commonly described as a bias of those with low competence, some theorists also discuss the opposite effect, where highly skilled individuals might underestimate their abilities relative to others, according to Britannica. 
  • Unawareness of Ignorance:Individuals with low competence may not be able to recognize their mistakes or limitations, further reinforcing their inflated sense of ability. 

Examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect:

Personally, i think i live most of my life about half way up the Slope of Enlightenment, Or, is this just me sitting on the Peak or Mount Stupid?

But, as a sports coach, i may be able to help, wherever you are.

The Best Life

The best life

Living the best life.

My life, so many things are unimportant, age, gender, religion, colour, income, social standing. None of these make any difference at all.


A bold statement!

Standing at the top of a drop in, Mountain bike, Snowboard, Ski,   Pushing the tail of a skateboard over the coping,  ready to drop into that bowl, Rolling into some downhill MTB, Hanging off a rope, with rock in front of me, and birds behind.

I live a world where  as a 60-year-old man it’s cool for me to chat to a 15-year-old boy if he is doing something Uber fucking cool and that 15-year-old boy at the same time will chat away to me because he hopes I’m still doing this shit when he is my age.
There are no obstacles other than self imposed ones.  Free your mind from those, make friends because they have shared interests and the world will just feel better.

Kolb’s Learning Cycle

Kolb's Learning Cycle

It’s been a week of reflection here at Everything Awesome, Kolb’s Learning Cycle has been firmly in our minds, from yesterday trying few freestyle moves on the SUP, to a morning today on Stanage Edge trad climbing, and discovering the impact not having the right gear on my belt had.|

If you want to discover the learning cycle, without the boring explanations, book onto any of our activities. They are AWESOME.

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